LOL! That was funny. It was like high school French class.

Things I learned:
Baguette is moron for clarinet; Jacques Cousteau is moron for fish; and apparently that guy has NO idea what a swimming pool is even after being helpfully prompted with "splish, splash" (then again, he could have thought that she was on about a bath with the "splish, splash"... and we all know how the French feel about that subject. *wink* j/k).

How did those guys ever get the girls? It's not like they were speaking English with an accent.